High School is just not designed for unique people, Sue.
Guidance counselor (Whoopi Goldberg, on The Middle - Season 3) to Sue. And so many kids would be so better off if they really knew this.
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Oh, there's your problem right there...
My husband schooling our 14 year-old son, who had just been going through how he'd never be able to understand the file structure on some BeamNG thing. And my husband was right.
You are part of my personal space
My husband, to me, in the middle of some random conversation about bad traffic.
Okay, yeah - just gotta get over this initial WTF WHY AM I CALM???? feeling.
Me after a Xanax I took because I was incredibly anxious started to work.
Trust me. You're only as happy as your least happy kid.
The mom from "The Middle" - a tv show. Season 1 episode 10'ish.
They are trying to follow every single cent. This all started when states began legalizing marijuana.
This was the original post, and the Title Above is what someone commented. I felt like they were an incredible idiot, so I laughed, and came right here to post it. WENT TO PUT MONEY IN MY MOMS ACCOUNT! WANTED MY ID, ETC. THEN AS OF DEC YOU CAN'T DEPOSIT CASH..CHECK ONLY! GRRRRR WTF BOA Yeah, I'm not sure if it's only funny because I'm stoned, or if they actually are that stupid. Who just throws out a statement like that without backing it up. It's like they're asking to be trolled.
This is why your religion is dying. This is why your party is doomed. There's a really easy fix. Actually be like Jesus. That's it.
This is why your religion is dying. This is why your party is doomed. There's a really easy fix. Actually be like Jesus. That's it. https://t.co/Ddm075IT9I — Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) November 12, 2017
"Oh my God, my mouse is STICKY!"
Man who gets home from work at 6pm - and who has a child of any age on a day they did not have school.
Yeah, well I thought moving the outhouse closer to the house would be a good idea, too. It twasn't.
D: they do present these 'neat' ideas that you can measure shit against D: this is why i prefer epictetus D: subtlety is everything Lisa Me: Yeah, well I thought moving the outhouse closer to the house would be a good idea, too. It twasn't.
Is it sticking up? Did the cop look at it?
Not as bad as it sounds, I swear. Was talking to a guy who had been in a minor car accident, and we were talking about a bump he'd gotten on his head.
Now, if you had a pabst in your hand and where on a pro trump blog living on a navy base.. theeeen
Question was, "Am I a trashy mom?" to my oldest son.
A fucking homework paper is a small price to pay to not have a miserable adulthood.
A reddit comment to something involving mistakes to warn kids in high school about. Reddit User: rasouddress
You have tried just the right amount on this comment.
A response that JP Spears (of Youtube fame) gave to this comment on his "How to Be a Real Man" video. Michael Albrough That would have been far more entertaining without the repetitive and extremely annoying pauses to insert the bicep flex pic. That made the video almost unwatchable. # TryingTooHard