Strange Words at Night

When kids turn 18 they become majors. -random thought of mine

...walking home from work once I was approached suddenly from the left by a llama, a typical daily greeting but this time i was lost in thought and it didn't approach util it was side on and caused more startle than normal. without hesitation i reached both hands over my right shoulder to grab my "Kang the decapitator" (axe in world of warcraft) only to find that it was not there. it took entirely too long for me to untangle these 2 worlds and realize that the llama was not a threat and did not need to die :) -Dave, on Facebook

My son after a long day of work.

At our house we have "a stick."   Now, it's nowhere as gross as "the stick" at my sister's house, which is used only (God, I hope!) for poop that's too big to go down the toilet. I never realized that there was such a thing as a piece of poop too large to go down a standard American toilet, and yet, here we are. At our house "the stick" is a direct fire at the nastiness of my sisters' family's stick, and yes, yes...that is wrong, but it's so, so funny! If someone can't reach something they yell "Get the stick!!" and everyone laughs their asses off before helping out. Did paperwork fall behind the desk drawer?  "Get the stick!!" I cannot tell you how much laughter (and a few derailed arguments!) have come from such a simple, disgusting, three word sentence.