GET THE STICK!!!

At our house we have "a stick."  


Now, it's nowhere as gross as "the stick" at my sister's house, which is used only (God, I hope!) for poop that's too big to go down the toilet.

I never realized that there was such a thing as a piece of poop too large to go down a standard American toilet, and yet, here we are.

At our house "the stick" is a direct fire at the nastiness of my sisters' family's stick, and yes, yes...that is wrong, but it's so, so funny!

If someone can't reach something they yell "Get the stick!!" and everyone laughs their asses off before helping out.

Did paperwork fall behind the desk drawer?  "Get the stick!!"

I cannot tell you how much laughter (and a few derailed arguments!) have come from such a simple, disgusting, three word sentence.


Comments

Post a Comment

Hey, thanks for this comment. That was cool of you. I'm really sorry that I had to moderate it, but if I don't then the comment section would be full of links to porn, pills, and some other just awful things. I'll approve your comment if it's legitimate (but no judgment on what you say, personally - I'll be as unbiased as humanly possible.)

Thanks for visiting my blog, Strange Night Words where I share random sentences that are odd, mean more than they appear to mean, funny, depressing, or sometimes even educational!

Popular posts from this blog

Duende. It’s sometimes argued that this is the most difficult Spanish word to translate into English.

Duende It’s sometimes argued that this is  the most difficult Spanish word to translate into English . Why? In  Spanish literature , especially  poetry , this word is used very often to describe how a person feels about nature. However, especially in Spain, it can be used to describe an indescribable charm or magic that isn’t limited to nature. You might hear about the  duende  of flamenco singing, for example. Duende  —  The feeling of awe and inspiration had, especially when standing in nature. The overwhelming sense of beauty and magic.
Read more

“Grief, when it comes, is nothing like we expect it to be.”

Image
Joan Didion observed this disorienting fact in her classic memoir of loss : “Grief, when it comes, is nothing like we expect it to be.” And when it does come, it unweaves the very fabric of our being. When love is lost, we lose the part of ourselves that did the loving — a part that, depending on the magnitude of the love, can come to approximate the whole of who we are. I have been missing my father very much lately, and this quote really touched me.
Read more