it's store policy not to help people unless there's blood
it's store policy not to help people unless there's blood -Me. In conversation about the charity thrift store in my hometown.
Lovely and sometimes terrifying passages that I write down all over the place and so decided to put them in a blog where I couldn't lose them. I'm usually high on marijuana when I write these. It's legal where I live. I try to be very diligent about giving credit to the original sentence constructor.