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Men should have done the dishes more often as we'd probably truly KNOW the Universe by now.

I think that since scientists in the past were primarily men, (who traditionally never had the opportunity to stare into a near-lifeless sink full of cold soapy water) it could be why we don't understand the universe better yet.

Print out the winning lottery numbers every friday and....

Print out the winning lottery numbers every friday and put them in your wallet in case you get sucked into a "back in time" situation.  Don't be a douche to your past self.