Carl, you're like the cutest thing on the planet, but I gotta eat, man...
My son to our cat when the microwave beeped.
Lovely and sometimes terrifying passages that I write down all over the place and so decided to put them in a blog where I couldn't lose them. I'm usually high on marijuana when I write these. It's legal where I live. I try to be very diligent about giving credit to the original sentence constructor.
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